My friends are basically all pigs who steal my eggs anyway. They deserve it.
Ming soda cans: Significantly more affordable than vases.
He's clearly been consorting with a non-cola beverage. How DARE he?!
Don't worry, it's only a handful of calories.
Though noble, your recycled music sounds like ass.
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