Refund? What about Crushed Pineapple don't you understand?
The secrets of the head rush.
We all thought it would never reach fruition yet here it is, on store shelves. The very first sandwich in a can.
Yes, of course, after many months in a sealed can, why wouldn't a cheeseburger look as fresh and succulent as ever?
If you're expecting beer, you're in for a nasty surprise.
You think you're SOOOO clever! You don't fool me with your metal, pull-tab bottle!
DON'T MAKE ME SPEND $3 ON A NEW OPENER, MOTHER EFFER!
St. Patrick's Day is coming up. Get drunk and follow this recipe, you simply can't screw it up!