She sees the world through butter colored glasses.
Well at least we know the butter is fresh and healthy.
That awkward moment when you're starving for a snack and the fridge is bare.
I insist on my butter being picture perfect or I rage. PERFECT. BUTTER. Thank goodness someone made a dispenser to suit my needs.
The order is what really counts.
Girl, I'm downloading corn all day. Aw yeah, just like that.
Toss that baby in the microwave for 20 seconds and we've got a deal.
Let's see you hang out in the microwave for 30 seconds without barfing!