enjoy your time in a lumpy rock pool, blindfolded and attacked by scrubbing bubbles.
Whoa what was in that punch the clown gave me?
A Four Loko this big is pretty much a blackout in a sugary, frosting covered can.
Oh how I long for magic earrings that turn me into a rock star. I suppose I can settle for cake.
This dude needs a rewind button. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/socially-awkward-penguin#.Tg0GQ2Hld8E
Somebody needs to clarify for Pappy Jack what's really going on here.
I never realized that Yoda was part rabbit. Those ears are out of control.
Well isn't this a special celebratory treat? Oops, did I let those candles burn too long and melt everything? Darn, guess we'll have to have cake.