I like to think this burger and fries is turning 4 today and has been sitting there, not rotting for all these years.
That sad little sugar pickaxe isn't gonna make a dent.
People, like, DIE at 40 right? Isn't that like HELLA old?!
As long as you keep your unmentionables out of the way of any cameras I think you'll be safe.
Ugh just cut it already, I'm hungry.
In 2012 Oreos will be 100 years old! To celebrate they'll be releasing special edition cookies with sprinkled cream that tastes like birthday cake! Gimme!
Really I do, I hope you get EVERYTHING you ever wished for! Sucker.
I think you all know what to get me. Send to CheezHQ, Seattle, WA. Luv u, thanks!