Thanks for the oyster omelet, mom! I'm sure someone will want to trade for something much better.
The starvation that comes with a zen diet like this will surely lull you into a meditative state.
I hope those noodles are al dente or Chewy won't be chewy enough.
What does it taste like to eat a kiss? Probably kinda fishy in this case.
Video game nerds, how could you ever wake Ameterasu from a nap this adorable? Shame on you!
I've never understood how anyone could stomach shrimp heads. Even this cartoon cat made of rice is grossing me out.
I'm not sure what that dog's face is made of, but just trying to eat it would be quite an adventure.