The only four words you really need to know in your travels. Try it! Go to Mexico and Say "Hola!" and they will automatically hand you a free taco like magic.
Who knew you could put so many different comestibles into a glass boot? Incredible versatile!
You better not have plans to lay that sausage on me. I demand dignity in death!
This would go so well with my Budweiser bed sheets and bikini.
If you're expecting beer, you're in for a nasty surprise.
Why waste time and money on cake? Just tape a sparkler to a keg and you're good to go.
Hundreds of years of royal in-breeding is bound to leave a prince lacking.
Here's a helpful related note: Never go barefoot in a frat house.