This is no "Lady and the Tramp" here. Eating spaghetti alone off the table top is not nearly as romantic.
The day my computer can feed me tacos is the day I retire the use of my hands officially.
The slow food movement has now officially gone too far.
Did I say soul? I meant SOUP. Peer into my soup. Isn't it pretty?
I know you're excited about Shirley MacLaine joining the cast of "Downton Abbey" but let's be reasonable.
This is some serious business people. Does she LOOK like she's joking?
That's a sharp record, I can see it really blowing up around dinner time.
They understand that your choices are difficult, just buy them all.