Let's call a vodka soda a vodka soda shall we?
Now, I'm a big fan of buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans but we really need to draw a line somewhere don't we?
I think we've found a contender for the 2012 Darwin Awards.
Just give that cat blue hair and it's literally a portrait of me.
How was your weekend? I think you know how great mine was.
Who knew the Hulk was such a lightweight?
Celebrate! Do it cheaply, blow your whole paycheck, I don't care, just get sloshed!
I'll get on a viking ship and cross as many seas as you like as long as you've got enough whiskey to last us through the journey.