Just remember to sleep on your side, you don't want to end up like Jimi there. Posthumously shilling crappy vodka, that is.
I can only type my name, I wonder how drunk I can get me?
Dude, let him out, he's freezing!
It's the day to sneak out for a little drink with coworkers! Or if you're like us, just pop open a cold one at your desk and avoid eye contact with everyone in the office as usual.
Can I get a butter float and a milkshake back with this?
Chug a lug, fools, time to decorate this place with some splatter paint!
Just because you're in Manhattan doesn't mean you aren't surrounded by nasty insects.
When you've only got about an ounce left in each bottle in your liquor cabinet you mix it all together, invite a couple friends over and drink it out of these. Nothing better than the best!