So absorbent! So fizzy!
I'll take a Whopper over a Lohan any day.
Hey waffle, I know you want a ride, you can just ask.
That thing better be stuffed to the gills with butter or I want my money back.
Come to me, big boy!
Buy your baby a can of meat paste today!
Yes, of course, after many months in a sealed can, why wouldn't a cheeseburger look as fresh and succulent as ever?
So now I'm sitting in traffic being forced to endure corporate advertising like a prisoner. At least now I have something to pee into.