It's a stretch to claim the "natural" provenance of those canned fruits but I'll support any instance of pouring booze on something and calling it cooking.
Regardless of how fancy it is, middle schoolers will still snort it to make their friends laugh. Oh the pain!
How dare you leave the butter off my steak!
Gag snacks think they're sooooo clever.
What could it beeeee? I smell nothing!
What, Grams and Pop-pop didn't have Chickienobs?
Well if that many old farts can eat it without crapping their pants maybe I can eat it too!
Hey brits, enlighten me, what about this burger makes it English? Is it the American cheese? The Dijon mustard sauce? The grilled onions?