Nice of you to pause while running for your life to show us that at least your assailant has some holiday spirit.
Take a squat on the gravel around the ol blue hole. My summer parties are going to be the best!
Nothing a little MS Paint can't fix! Who needs real grass, it's so unpredictable!
It's not even halfway through the month yet. You need some endurance training.
Once the shock wore off from being upended by the wind, Chair took a moment to re-orient his perspective on life. Maybe a remake of "American Psycho" could work?
You better be alert when you're on your way home from that late night boat party. Too many wrong turns will just wear you out and you'll end up sleeping in a shrub.
I recommend buying your overzealous neighbors fire extinguishers as Halloween gifts. That's a thing, right?
Come on kids, let's keep moving. I don't think they have the kind of candy we want.