It's a prison, sure, but it's MY prison!
Some people just really really love their PCs.
What do you think the architect was going for here?
When you have this many books, you hire movers. No amount of beer and pizza can convince me to lug these babies around.
Ugh, the neighbors across the street are always standing in their big creepy ghost window going "OooooOOoooOoooh!" like ghosts. Cut it out! It's not funny anymore!