Getting upstairs is just too much work. I'll stay down here.
A sure-fire way to keep me from ever seeing what's upstairs.
Hope you're wearing your space helmet and space pants! Oh, please take your shoes off, thanks!
That's what I call a carefully curated selection! If you could only choose a couple dozen books to keep, what would be at the top of your list?
It's nice of the architects to offer you a quick exit I guess.
And here is where we draw the pentagram every evening to give praise to our dark lord and enjoy a nice fire.
Honestly, one of my favorite things about these cliffside homes is that you will always be in great shape from taking those stairs all the time! Built-in workout!
Is this a turret with a pool in it? Is it possible to have a castle with a magical water tower? I'm in.