Honestly, one of my favorite things about these cliffside homes is that you will always be in great shape from taking those stairs all the time! Built-in workout!
Timmy is sick, but the harvest is coming! What do we do?!
Imagine the temperature-regulating efficiency of the boulders! I'd definitely sacrifice any space at all for a comfortable air temperature.
Dick Clark is so over living like the Flintstones. Perhaps it's your turn?
Bears can't climb up here, right? Oh they can? I need to move somewhere that doesn't trigger my melissophobia.
HEY ROCK, YOU MAKE A BETTER DOOR THAN A WINDOW! MOVE IT!
It's like someone left a solitary marshmallow to rot in the woods and some industrious fungus Smurfs moved in.
His ex-wife said she always wanted a "big rock." Happy Birthday, witch!