A whole tent is too big, I just want a bed with walls, thanks.
They'll never find me here. If they do I'm just jumping off this here cliff.
Plumbing? Central air? Ladder? I'm getting too old for this nonsense.
This thing is totally spring loaded to snap shut just as you fall asleep then it will roll you to an evil witch's secret lair. Seriously.
For those who long to return to the womb or maybe just want to try out being a kangaroo for a while.
There are alien egg pods all over the city and no one has even noticed.
Nothing can convince me that this is anything other than an old van rolled onto its side and used as an office.
Building an igloo with actual snow is so bougie! Not to mention the lack of amenities; how am I supposed to read Kierkegaard in bed without proper wall sconces?