Chair is going to miss his internet fame. Here he is reacting to the news that Lovely Listing will soon be no more.
In some climates it's wise to bring the outdoors in. Just be careful about lighting the grill with the doors closed.
Who needs a boring ol' Adirondak chair in the yard when you could combine forces with an ineffectual sentry!
Chair was so scared the propane tanks would explode, he peed himself. So dechairinizing.
The porch roof will never leak. Never ever. Promise.
In order to join the fraternal brotherhood, pledging chairs have to spend an entire night pretending to be patio furniture in the suburbs and not die of boredom. Few survive.
So you want me to take your little deck far away? Is that what this means?
This vertigo is getting out of control, someone help me.