My architect is also my dentist. I got a discount.
Someday my dreams will come true and I'll live in a terrifying haunted house.
Absinthe Alchemy and Adventure.
I can show off your butt in my see-through mouth! Charming!
Did you know that hardcore Rolling Stones fans are called Shadoobies? Did you know Shadoobies will buy literally ANYTHING in the form of their beloved lips and tongue logo? Now you know. Have a seat.
So sinister, yet inviting!
The thought of doing my business into a giant mouth skeeves me out. I feel like this toilet should take out a craigslist ad for, um, donations?
What? I want some sprinkles, is that so bad?