When I'm in trouble, my parents make me sleep on the spooky house.
Leonardo will not hesitate to fight you, vandals!
I've always wanted to live like a snail. In a non-insulated boring room with no decor.
My neighbors are so jealous that I've got lakefront property.
Flood or no, that lawn needs mowing!
Picking all that sparkly asbestos ceiling out of my socks is such a pain.
You can get a portrait made of your house! I wonder if she will paint cats in the windows of my place?
It's a cozy spot with a Western exposure and very little light, just how I like it.