No one needs to see where you keep your earplugs and kleenex and hand cream. Just keep it tucked away, shall we?
Sure I need earplugs to drown out the terrifying nocturnal woodland creatures, but waking up is a breeze.
You can't be too cautious you know?
This thing is totally spring loaded to snap shut just as you fall asleep then it will roll you to an evil witch's secret lair. Seriously.
I've always wanted to be a snail when I grow up.
I'm assuming this comes with a case of barf bags. You can't expect me to spend a calm night on this thing without Dramamine.
It took years and years of training for that kind of sensitivity.