What is it about vintage fixtures that makes them attract so much extra dust? This place looks filthy.
Just how many people do you expect to hang out in this room at once?
It sounds awesome in here, and the bassist with IBS can multitask during practice!
This dude is such a creeper!
You can travel the world from the privacy of your own personal throne.
And when you're not using it to store beauty products, you can hide small refugees or illegal pets!
I wouldn't mind being abducted if I could hang out in this awesome tub all day.
I'll just pee wherever, I've gone blind!