Everyone please stand RIGHT HERE and look at my couch. Okay thanks for coming over, bye!
You're gonna singe your leather couch there with your ultra-realistic, I-totally-believe-it's-there fireplace.
Sooooooo... it's a little poltergeisty but the layout is just stunning!
I'm fairly certain the Black Rock is just about 20 yards from here.
I've got my tub, a TV, a place for a glass of wine and a bowl of pasta, a handheld showerhead, a pillow... I'm pretty sure I could manage to never get out of this thing and be perfectly content.
Just watch me sitting here, I'm my own reality show.
If you need one of those little four wheeled grocery scooters to get around, I have a feeling you won't be crawling into a cocoon of craned-neck tv viewing any time soon.