wtf

My heart is empty and black Just like my fridge

LOL THE FLOOR IS LAVA

There's hardly ANYONE who hasn't had a little of the Captain in them... and that's why he's on the offenders registry...

L.S.D Where will you be when yous kicks in?

Right here. Riiiight here...

My other car is actually a car

ohhh, yuck, I can't believe you guys are at the top of the food chain

CARS For when your penis just isn't big enough

How big is yours?

Congratulations to charlie_pumpkin10 for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, charlie_pumpkin10!!!

MAI HRBLS NOW FDA-APPROVED

Killer Clown

I WENT TO HIERONYMUS BOSCH'S DRIVING SCHOOL

There are too many weird things on the road these days.

Hope I get a thigh!

LOOK MOM... I'M A SOAP STAR!

Party rockin' in the House Tonight!

(Oprah Winfrey)