wtf

Sad part... it's her daughter's door.

DELORES QUIT SMOKING one cigarette at a time

Cassandra Wondered Why Nobody Asked Her To Dance?

Calgon, take me away! Where? Where exactly do you want to go? It's true that, I, Calgon, the Magnificent Lampshade, can grant wishes, but you've got to be a little more specific. Just try to work with me, okay?

When I grow up I'm going to be a banana.

Orgies don't just start themselves.

NOBODY likes tennis?!?!

Love the boob job Not sure about the Bieber head job though

Scruffy get back here No! I Must Dance

To start her up... You take this lubricated glove and slowly shove it...

OMG, what a beautiful bird! The plumage is gorgeous... WTF am I saying?

ONWARD MY NOBLE STEED

OUT OF NECESSITY Invention is born.

I wanna talk to yew about jayziss

My heart is empty and black Just like my fridge