wtf

My other car is actually a car

LOL @ Who??

STILL NOT AS GAY AS TWILIGHT ALSO I HAVE THE WEIRDEST MINI BONER

Im going to a land far away The Living Room!!!

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

Orgies don't just start themselves.

Sad part... it's her daughter's door.

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN GRAB A CACTUS

Invisible bicycle.

Congratulations to iACE61097 for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, iACE61097!!!

I wanna talk to yew about jayziss

OUT OF NECESSITY Invention is born.

Sunshine, Rainbows and WHOA thats not a lollipop

I HAS COME FROM THE TUB TO WARN YOU ABOUT THE FUTURE

THIS ISN'T MY JET SKI

FRIENDZONE LEVEL 99