women

I thought you said Thespian!

-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea. --Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.

dat ass

Sorry! I can't hear you! These dresses are too loud!

Ethyl decided to just hang out with the girls

Total Combined IQ -73

Troy C. no link

incredimike

DEAL OR NO DEAL ?!

-Do we have a big enough aquarium at home to keep both of them? --I think so. If not, we can always flush one of them down the toilet.

PLEASE STOP HIDING I CANNOT FIND YOU I GIVE UP

BEWARE! Women have emotions... Get a FLESHLIGHT today !

Linda struggled to hold onto the laces, knowing that if she let go it would wipe out half of Kentucky.

We going into town for smokes and vodka!

Flat Chest? Uses Car as Boobs

SEE THAT? IF I KNEW WHAT IT WAS WOULD YOU DO ME?