women

I am nothing like a middle-aged woman.

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH ... ... klahoma ...

He's Knockin on the Back Door I'm ASCURED!

I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!

DEAL OR NO DEAL ?!

I lost my cherry right there, in the bushes.

SEE THAT? IF I KNEW WHAT IT WAS WOULD YOU DO ME?

Oh, Mildred! Couldn't we have got a cat? I don't think the vulture likes me very much...

ASS CURTAINS Rod has to be fitted through them.

Such a sexy sport!

I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TUPPERWARE PARTY

Years later, "old skateboard dude" wanted to go back in time and slap "young skateboard dude" for wasting time with that board.

incredimike

We going into town for smokes and vodka!

PLEASE STOP HIDING I CANNOT FIND YOU I GIVE UP

I SENT THAT BCH A SHARPIE BCHES LOVE SHARPIES