women

AND JUST THEN... My alarm clock went off.

BEWARE! Women have emotions... Get a FLESHLIGHT today !

1. Murder Alvin's wife Mary. 2. Marry Alvin. 3. Replace Mary in that portrait.

Flat Chest? Uses Car as Boobs

J.F. no link

Well, this beach has surely gone the way of sin and perdition...

They shared everything but good taste

I was FRAMED, I tell you! Framed!

incredimike

Years later, "old skateboard dude" wanted to go back in time and slap "young skateboard dude" for wasting time with that board.

dat ass

Ethyl decided to just hang out with the girls

DISREGARD WOMEN ACQUIRE APPLE JUICE

-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea. --Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.

SEE THAT? IF I KNEW WHAT IT WAS WOULD YOU DO ME?

Cassandra Wondered Why Nobody Asked Her To Dance?