woman

help I'm stuck

Waiter's trays Have come on a LONG way!

Bobbing for Bubbly

Killer Clown

I must go now. My people need me.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

You need a HUG i can tell

I F**CKING LOVE BAKING

WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HER DIVORCE LAWYER

He's about to discover who's the real "king" of the jungle.

~~brb dying along with cats~~

let me take these you don't needz them to clean

Surprise! Those advanced yoga classes really paid off.

FINISH HIM!

Scissoring You're doing it right.

It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.