woman

Waiter's trays Have come on a LONG way!

i'm feeling a bit moonstruck tonight

THAT. Stop touching it, or you'll go blind and won't be able to look at her anymore.

YOU GO NOW!

Mermaid kit don't lose the instructions

I love my man. He just turns me on!

Man, I love her 45's!!! ... the records are good, too...

It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.

EXCUSE ME, THERE'S A FACE ON YOUR MAKE UP

Pour vodka, cranberry juice ... ...over ice with a slice of lemon

Because arm strength is too mainstream.

YOU SHOULD SEE HER EAT A HOT DOG

Wasn't that the best Brazilian you ever had?

Put that in your juice box and suck it!

You see, in 1955, wearing stuff like this was the only legal form of Birth Control.