woman

Pour vodka, cranberry juice ... ...over ice with a slice of lemon

Why do I have this sudden craving for Frosted Flakes?

HOW ABOUT I MAKE IT A LEAD SANDWICH?

Mommy Don't Do DISHES!!

EXCUSE ME, THERE'S A FACE ON YOUR MAKE UP

Little in the middle and got much back

Scissoring You're doing it right.

Killer Clown

HOPES AND DREAMS There they go!

He's about to discover who's the real "king" of the jungle.

Explanation U better have a good one.

MY RIDE It's off the hook!

You see, in 1955, wearing stuff like this was the only legal form of Birth Control.

Put that in your juice box and suck it!

I love my man. He just turns me on!