woman

Mommy Don't Do DISHES!!

I must go now. My people need me.

It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.

Who is this Mr James and why is he singing about a "Super Freak"?

Definitely Marriage Material

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

It's a trap

Killer Clown

help I'm stuck

Because arm strength is too mainstream.

HOW ABOUT I MAKE IT A LEAD SANDWICH?

EXCUSE ME, THERE'S A FACE ON YOUR MAKE UP

You see, in 1955, wearing stuff like this was the only legal form of Birth Control.

WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HER DIVORCE LAWYER

i'm feeling a bit moonstruck tonight