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Waiter's trays Have come on a LONG way!

So THAT'S where that GPS voice comes from...

It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.

He's about to discover who's the real "king" of the jungle.

THIS WOMAN she has a story to tell

Put that in your juice box and suck it!

You see, in 1955, wearing stuff like this was the only legal form of Birth Control.

Why do I have this sudden craving for Frosted Flakes?

I must go now. My people need me.

Bobbing for Bubbly

MY RIDE It's off the hook!

Because arm strength is too mainstream.

ONE RINGY DINGY, TWO RINGY DINGY

Mommy Don't Do DISHES!!

HOPES AND DREAMS There they go!

Surprise! Those advanced yoga classes really paid off.