I went tu Hootrz. It wuz NAWT wut I espectd!
wife
Yes dear! You're absolutely right dear!!! Now can I go out with the bats?
PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I'M AN ORANGUTAN
One more crack like "E.T. phone home" and you're on separate trees for a week!
Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..
Oh, the bottom part? That's my late husband.
Via I Raff, I Ruse
-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm? --I would, but you're never home when it occurs.
