wife

I went tu Hootrz. It wuz NAWT wut I espectd!

Yes dear! You're absolutely right dear!!! Now can I go out with the bats?

PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I'M AN ORANGUTAN

DELICIOUS CAKE nom nom nom

-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm? --I would, but you're never home when it occurs.

Oh, the bottom part? That's my late husband.

Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..

One more crack like "E.T. phone home" and you're on separate trees for a week!

You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.

MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.