By chiefnut
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-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm? --I would, but you're never home when it occurs.
Yes dear! You're absolutely right dear!!! Now can I go out with the bats?
Oh, the bottom part? That's my late husband.
One more crack like "E.T. phone home" and you're on separate trees for a week!
PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I'M AN ORANGUTAN
MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.