wife

Oh, the bottom part? That's my late husband.

DELICIOUS CAKE nom nom nom

I went tu Hootrz. It wuz NAWT wut I espectd!

MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.

-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm? --I would, but you're never home when it occurs.

One more crack like "E.T. phone home" and you're on separate trees for a week!

PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I'M AN ORANGUTAN

Yes dear! You're absolutely right dear!!! Now can I go out with the bats?

Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..