wife

MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.

DELICIOUS CAKE nom nom nom

PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I'M AN ORANGUTAN

Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..

Yes dear! You're absolutely right dear!!! Now can I go out with the bats?

Oh, the bottom part? That's my late husband.

I went tu Hootrz. It wuz NAWT wut I espectd!

You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.

One more crack like "E.T. phone home" and you're on separate trees for a week!

-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm? --I would, but you're never home when it occurs.