Via Blog Soup
MY FAMILY IS COLD AND MISUNDERSTOOD. CAN WE CRASH IN THE CORNER FOR TONIGHT? OR SQUISH MY WIFE. THAT'S COOL TOO.
wife
One more crack like "E.T. phone home" and you're on separate trees for a week!
Via I Raff, I Ruse
-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm? --I would, but you're never home when it occurs.
PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I'M AN ORANGUTAN
I went tu Hootrz. It wuz NAWT wut I espectd!
