weasel

Frank's life never amounted to much after his twin moved to the big city and got all famous, and he bacame known as the lesser of two weasels.

Thanks so much for loaning me your neck stretcher!

I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN

GUUURL BROWN IS SO LAST SEASON

I know Kung-Fu! Show me.

COLD FLOOR IN THE MORNING....

Whoa!! Lost control of my rudder for a minute

Love is like a snowmobile, racing across the frozen tundra. Suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

KTHXBAI

What did you say happens to the weasel?