war

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY ENEMIES FOR I SHALL NOT

"Are you sure?" "Yes. The cat was definitely asking for a cheezburger. As I recall, that is an act of war."

WAR? DON'T CARE. HAD MILK.

WE HAVE NO CAKE! THEY HAVE CAKE! GET THEIR CAKE! CHARGE!

Whoa, A guy could get hurt out here. I'm going to make like a drum and beat it.

It turns out that the idiot that brought a knife to a gun fight had an ancestor who was a drummer

ONLY THE DEAD HAVE SEEN THE END OF WAR