war

It turns out that the idiot that brought a knife to a gun fight had an ancestor who was a drummer

WE HAVE NO CAKE! THEY HAVE CAKE! GET THEIR CAKE! CHARGE!

WAR? DON'T CARE. HAD MILK.

ONLY THE DEAD HAVE SEEN THE END OF WAR

"Are you sure?" "Yes. The cat was definitely asking for a cheezburger. As I recall, that is an act of war."

Whoa, A guy could get hurt out here. I'm going to make like a drum and beat it.

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY ENEMIES FOR I SHALL NOT