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FINISH HIM!

I bought a loud one so you won't hear the voices.

I'M GOIN' IN

GTFO THX FOR THE CAR

LOL @ Who??

Safe word? I don't need no stinkin' safe word...

Table Dancing You're doing it wrong

HALT HAMMERZEIT

SHE ADMIRED HIS GIANT ORGAN

Tonight, you become a woman. When it happens, just lie back, close your eyes and think about shoe shopping.

J.F. no link

How to Fall Asleep Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.

Those herbs I found in Jr's pocket make all the difference!!!!

Gayle no link

My guess? That jug ain't full of water, they ain't flowersellers, and this ain't Kansas!

NO MOM! I'm not an actress. That's a Thesbian!