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Grandma had literally partied her face off...

AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE

Count Chocula Finally Reads The Ingredients in His Cereal

-Are you sure?
--All I know is my sister said we needed rubber.

Pour vodka, cranberry juice ... ...over ice with a slice of lemon

Trippin' Balls... old school

I'M GOIN' IN

The disappearing underwear trick. Always a crowd-pleaser for Houdini.

We missed you. You're the life of the party.

Hey, Captioners! Another week, another ~~Caption Contest~~! Wanna play along? The rules are simple:

1) Click the photo above to add a caption. Be sure and press "Create" when you're finished!

2) Have fun, and be creative!

3) We will choose some of the best entries and feature them on the front page throughout next week.

Pretty simple, eh? You're thinking it sounds like fun, aren't you? Don't hesitate another moment! Caption! Caption! Caption! And good luck to each one of you!

Honest Honey It's Just a Muscle Massager for My Sciatica, I Promise!

CREATIVE ACCOUNTING I don't care how you make it work Phil... I need my beer and h**kers and I'm not letting the IRS harsh my buzz."

Oh, the bottom part? That's my late husband.

WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.

Why do I have this sudden craving for Frosted Flakes?

Dad was adamant about having his coffee and bong hit before bed!