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Oh, most assuredly, it IS going to hurt!

To high sodium and beyond!

I CAN'T EVEN FEEL MY FACE ANYMORE

I'm wearing a green dress and, yes, I am wearing underwear. Who is this?

Will the Scoutmaster be awarding you his Appreciation Pin again tonight, Akela?

I think that little b**ch is high.

SECONDS LATER the children were scarred for life when the "Honeymoon Film" is accidentally cued up.

HAPPY HOUR Jane's favorite time of the day.

PARKOUR You're doing it wrong

Why, I always go surfing after I've been lei'd

Playgirl center-painting 1745

Look they've rolled out the lumpy white carpet

Get in my van I'll explain later

Hmm..How do you say Herpes in German?

Wilma Wonka Got the chocolate factory in the divorce

When A Black Swan Mates With A Flying Monkey From Oz !!!