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"I told you cuz!!!.. pink is my color!"

yo guys it's a d-cup alright

I am glad you met my beard.

(Brian Wilson, Barack Obama)

Takin a nap, eh? The fans won't like that.

What DO the fans like?

FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP HER LIGHTNING WIT YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!

Let me play you The Song of my people

i got the weirdest boner right now

WHITE MEN CAN'T MATERIALIZE

People of ALL races can click links, though.

Nap time This isn't it

You´ll have to kiss me If you want the ball

(Kobe Bryant)

And I was like .... NINJA PLEASE!

Is this a baseball.. Or a baseball ball?

MAGNETS Don't put them in your anus

TOUCHDOWN!!! Wait, am I doing this right?

The RIGHT endzone!

Norway is out of butter Now i won't get my christmas cookies

Mommy, mommy. Guess what?!