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How do you like them apples?

Take a big bite!

Accidental Acupuncture in 3..2..1..

Jump up and down... with excitement! MOAR SPORTZ!

wats that doin there

All of your questions will be answered.

Breaking News - Owner regrets hiring Twyla Tharp as new head coach

You should have gone with Bob Fosse.

To Be.. Or Not to Be!

That is the question.

Ur honur I object

Hit and Run... ...Zamboni edition

I shall give birth to soccer!

It's a beautiful baby.

GUYS GUYS IM STUCK

MOM! SHES NOT MY GIRFRIEND!

FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP HER LIGHTNING WIT YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!

I am glad you met my beard.

(Brian Wilson, Barack Obama)

Fans chip in to buy Michael Vick his own locker room

What would you do for your favorite athlete?

Agghhhh!!!! I broke a nail!!!

Damn right I'm Thor! I've been practithing all day!

Practith makes perfect!

There's No use Yelling about it This just isn't the right sized shirt