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i will no draw u like one my french gurls

I'll draw you, Rose.

Cuddles and more It's the way I am

(Michael Jordan)

uz so menz i frought wez waz frendz

Real athletes don't cry.

Ur honur I object

GOLF you're doing it wrong

Accidental Acupuncture in 3..2..1..

Jump up and down... with excitement! MOAR SPORTZ!

HA! u gotta booger hangin out!

Scissor-me-timbers . . .

You made the cut!

Didn't i tell you to STFU

SOCCER Two balls down, One to go

These guys never run out of balls.

I am glad you met my beard.

(Brian Wilson, Barack Obama)

TOUCHDOWN!!! Wait, am I doing this right?

The RIGHT endzone!

Hey Look.. I'm A Fish !

wats that doin there

All of your questions will be answered.

FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP HER LIGHTNING WIT YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!

Ball Boy Down! Ball Boy Down!!

My condolences to all the ball boys of the world.