unhappy

"Attention, Passengers... Effective Immediately, ALL Bus & Train Fares will be Increased by an Additional 200%" OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO!!

I will name him, Lunch

Spaceballs? That's not the Netflix I ordered!

This is why I dry hump the legs of everyone who comes over 2 visit U

Waiter... four flies in my sup please!!

This Is An Outrage!

Asked for a Playstation Vita... got daisy from neighbor's yard. Either my sign language needs work, or these are some cheap bastards.

I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION

The amount of snack choices displeases me

(Ryan Gosling)