twilight

STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT

MARCUS BACHMAN Actually gayer than Twilight

(Marcus and Michele Bachmann)

AWW LOOK.... Bella likes him.

Sad part... it's her daughter's door.

JINGLE BELLS, TWILIGHT SMELLS, EDWARD RAN AWAY BELLA DIES JACOB CRIES STAR WARS ALL THE WAY

Alright! Where are those sparkling bastards!?

(Gary Oldman)

Say that vampires are better than werewolves again!! I dare ya!

still a better love story than twilight

Testing for moobs.

(Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart)

STILL NOT AS GAY AS TWILIGHT ALSO I HAVE THE WEIRDEST MINI BONER