Alright! Where are those sparkling bastards!?
Actually gayer than Twilight
(Marcus and Michele Bachmann)
STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT
Testing for moobs.
(Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart)
Bella likes him.
JINGLE BELLS, TWILIGHT SMELLS, EDWARD RAN AWAY BELLA DIES JACOB CRIES STAR WARS ALL THE WAY
still a better love story than twilight
STILL NOT AS GAY AS TWILIGHT
ALSO I HAVE THE WEIRDEST MINI BONER
Say that vampires are better than werewolves again!! I dare ya!