twilight

MARCUS BACHMAN Actually gayer than Twilight

(Marcus and Michele Bachmann)

STILL NOT AS GAY AS TWILIGHT ALSO I HAVE THE WEIRDEST MINI BONER

Alright! Where are those sparkling bastards!?

(Gary Oldman)

STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT

Say that vampires are better than werewolves again!! I dare ya!

still a better love story than twilight

AWW LOOK.... Bella likes him.

JINGLE BELLS, TWILIGHT SMELLS, EDWARD RAN AWAY BELLA DIES JACOB CRIES STAR WARS ALL THE WAY

Sad part... it's her daughter's door.