turtle

Chill the f* out I got this

Squee Patrol Armored Division

To teh skies!

Go ahead and watch it a dozen more times, we already have.

come to papa

Young man, You curfew was 11. I am very disappointed.

Dude, you just FLEW by that coffee table.

He says, "Pretty tasty but it could use a little more crunch"

Mother told me Always eats veggies

Tomorrow we try mice, next week small children... mwahahaha!

Stroke two, three four. Swimming. I got it, now put me back in the pond.