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mariska0130
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Guys! 5:00 is Turtle's Special Alone Time!

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I hate being popular.

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dogshark
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NO

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DENIED

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Heyguru
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Maybe a Different Word Will Work

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Oh Hell - I need a "G" and it's all the way over there.

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CrystalRose3
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Feeling a Little Lost

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Animal Comedy
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I'm Small But Powerful

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EVERYONE... STAY BACK! I JUST LET ONE RIP

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raekathy
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Not so Shy Anymore

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HokieGirl74
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YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR STAYING OUT ALL NIGHT!

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ajbath
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Terrence the Terrible Tortoise

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Tomorrow we try mice, next week small children... mwahahaha!

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Yeah, I'm Flying

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Deal with it

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hunkules
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This is Why We Can't Take Her Anywhere

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GRAN MAMA!!! NO HUMPIN DA LOCALS

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Animal Comedy
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GoooOOAL!!!!

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wintergirl911
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So... Eventually!

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When I reach you... You will DIE!

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Punk Rawk Means He Can Break The Speed Laws

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GoofyGreyGirl
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You Can Squee When I'm Back on Solid Ground

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Yes, I'm adorable. Now put me down.

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Animal Comedy
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Elizabethan Insult Hurling Competition: Round 1!

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Thou spongy brazen-faced miscreant!

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jennybookseller
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You've Got Your Thrill Rides, I've Got Mine

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