tortoise

WHAT YEAR IS THIS!!!

Mrs T's owner's glued wheels from model aircraft onto her shell after rat chews off two front legs while she was hibernating in Pembroke, West Wales.

This unlucky explorer interrupted tortoises mating. The angry male then pursued him at top speed.

MOM, look at this Lady Bug I found !

DENIED

Amuse me.

GRAN MAMA!!! NO HUMPIN DA LOCALS

So that's where Steve went

I'm right. Just accept it.

I NEVER MADE IT WITHOUT BITING! ASK MR. OWL!