tortoise

I NEVER MADE IT WITHOUT BITING! ASK MR. OWL!

come to papa

Whatever the hell this is, I can guarantee you...YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

Mrs T's owner's glued wheels from model aircraft onto her shell after rat chews off two front legs while she was hibernating in Pembroke, West Wales.

I'm right. Just accept it.

MOM, look at this Lady Bug I found !

GRAN MAMA!!! NO HUMPIN DA LOCALS

So that's where Steve went