tortoise

This unlucky explorer interrupted tortoises mating. The angry male then pursued him at top speed.

So that's where Steve went

I'm right. Just accept it.

Mother told me Always eats veggies

GRAN MAMA!!! NO HUMPIN DA LOCALS

Mrs T's owner's glued wheels from model aircraft onto her shell after rat chews off two front legs while she was hibernating in Pembroke, West Wales.

Tomorrow we try mice, next week small children... mwahahaha!