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You're a Poor Approximation at Best

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He Makes Everything in the Slow Cooker

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This Camera is Permanently Set in Slow Motion

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Onward, Minions!

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violetD
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And We Walked Two Miles Uphill in the Snow to Listen!

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Tortuss Dat's wut owr teechrz did.

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Helmets Included

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MsVictory
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We all Have Dreams

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I Can Has Cheezburger?
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Watching This Tiny Tortoises Trying Tiny Pancakes For The First Time is Adorable

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NO

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DENIED

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ajbath
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Terrence the Terrible Tortoise

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Tomorrow we try mice, next week small children... mwahahaha!

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That's What I'm Talkin' Bout

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come to papa

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Shelly Never Quite Fit in With the Other Dogs, But She Never Knew Why

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Bow to the Tortoise

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I'm right. Just accept it.

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Dessert

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So that's where Steve went

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In the Consolation Tournament

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Yer no tortiss... Ai will krush yu!

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The Had a Shell of a Time Catching Up to Him

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