tortoise

Stroke two, three four. Swimming. I got it, now put me back in the pond.

Tomorrow we try mice, next week small children... mwahahaha!

come to papa

Yer no tortiss... Ai will krush yu!

Whatever the hell this is, I can guarantee you...YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

Mrs T's owner's glued wheels from model aircraft onto her shell after rat chews off two front legs while she was hibernating in Pembroke, West Wales.

I NEVER MADE IT WITHOUT BITING! ASK MR. OWL!

Amuse me.

MOM, look at this Lady Bug I found !

DENIED