The temptation was too much for him
I freaking love watermelon!!!
Ai ben booped so much dey pushed mai nose in!
Drink all teh purple grape juice day said. Iz totalleh harmless day said!
"Brainnnnsss..." "You've been watching zombie movies again, haven't you?"
WHADDYA THINK?A BIT OVER THE TOP?
You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.