tongue

You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.

Winnie-Wonka
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GACK!!

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Aunt Bertha. Thong. 'Nuff said.

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Raeofhope31452
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Canb't Beabt the Prishe Though

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I godda get a new dentisthhhhhhhhh I canb't feel my fbace

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Animal Comedy
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They Leave Such a Bad Aftertaste

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Ewwwwww... Smurfs

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Booboo22
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Alright, but no Tongue

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Rhoda13
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I Should Really Stick to the Cherry Ones

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Too many blue raspberry Jolly Ranchers

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MuttMeat
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So don't even try...

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Animal Comedy
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I Was Tired Too, But Now I Might Have Nightmares...

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Animal Comedy
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You're Welcome

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extreme_momma
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Invisible Chocolate Factory

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wittypirate
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LONESTAR!

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Only ONE koala would DARE give me the raspberry!

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steve.powers.526
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It Doesn't Work Very Well, but It's Super Cute

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thegiantfan10
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Dogs are Awesome

boxer derp derp face derping all over dsog herp a derp i has a hotdog tongue tongue out - 5317298176
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Herpidy derpity derp

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Animal Comedy
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Moar Please!

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kenbaker
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Everybody Needs An Ego Boost

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We all need our ass kissed sometimes

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Animal Comedy
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You're Being Silly, Deer

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Elegance is Hard to Achieve

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She thought she looked sophisticated.

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