toilet

Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

Animal Comedy
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Did You Save the Receipt?

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dis hot tub... ...itz defective

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HokieGirl74
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Your Face All Winter Long

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I Don't Know What You're Conjuring, but It Can't Be Good

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Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

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Animal Comedy
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Now That's What I Call a Plumbing Snake!

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Greybeard55
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And no disposal seat liners

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melemstye
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Pigeon's Doing the Potty Dance

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GOTTA GOGOTTA GOGOTTA GONEVR CAR OR STATUE AROUND WHEN U NED WAN

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PrincessWordplay
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Extortion I Say!

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Animal Comedy
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This Pond Sucks

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Booboo22
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Just Don't Flush It

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Animal Comedy
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Bet You Think Your Pun's Real Funny Now, Huh?

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shaodw_darkflash
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Must Be One Hell of a Storm

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GraceJediHeart
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Potty Talk

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"Dude. You look like $#!&, LOL" "Shut up, cat!"

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beernbiccies
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I'll Never Use the Woods Again!

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mcmagiccracker
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There Are Just So Many of Them!

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FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

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Animal Comedy
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I'm Takin' a Bath in Here!

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It Ruffles Your Feathers!

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