tired

Hey dood! D'ya kno when teh wildebeast roam?

"WAKEY WAKEY!!!" Never again will i hire this guy... never again...

I'z gettin to old For tis jobz

Foul! Foul!

"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted." Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?

LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.

Wish I had a newspaper or a magazine 'er somethin'. This is YOUR fault, people. You're not eatin' enough fiber!

I am QUITE tired of your nonsense.

Dis iz wat ai callz a a cunundrum. Nap time vs. Nom time.