tired

I wish there was some kind of rollover plan for childhood naps I refused to take.

YOU SIR...ARE BORING THE PISS OUT OF ME.

LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.

Ants, ants, ants. It's always ants. Oh, what I'd give for a pepperoni pizza right now.

Ernie was not a morning person.

Okay... Whose turn is it to make... THE MORNING COFFEE?!?!

Too Long Didn't Read

nappy tiem for periscope.. obur en owts

Musssst staaaay awaaaakeee!!