tired

LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.

nappy tiem for periscope.. obur en owts

Mortimer was careful to not relax his guard until the grandkids went home at the end of the weekend.

HAPPEH HAMSTER'S Thot fur da day : When in doubt, takes a nap!

"WAKEY WAKEY!!!" Never again will i hire this guy... never again...

I wish there was some kind of rollover plan for childhood naps I refused to take.

Can't I just sleepz for ever/ and everz...?

"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted." Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?

Ants, ants, ants. It's always ants. Oh, what I'd give for a pepperoni pizza right now.

I sure hope these people get back from vacation soon.