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emlz
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~*~DEXPIRATION~*~

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They told me i'd never get ahead So I took theirs

(Michael C. Hall)

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Dream Big, Dude!

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They told me I could be anything So I became a unicorn

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Ambition Is Not for Everyone

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They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...

(Nicolas Cage)

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You're Going to Need a Stronger Prescription

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They Told Me I Couldnt Get Crabs I Got Lobsters Instead

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