They Said

"Go on lion safari, they said! There will be plenty of wildlife, they said! The animals will almost eat off your hand, they said! I don't see a damn thing!" "Maybe we should demand our $20 back!" "Soon"

TEHY SEDS I CULD BE ENYFING ... so I became an earring.

Drink all teh purple grape juice day said. Iz totalleh harmless day said!

Take a horse they said, you will be much faster they said.

You should buy a slide, they said. It'll be tons of fun, they said.

DO SOME WORK EXPERIENCE THEY SAID CHARACTER BUILDING, THEY SAID

Cheer up, they said Things could be worse, they said I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse

Bring A horse they said... It will be Faster they said.

THEY SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME A DOOR KNOCKER