They Said

Cheer up, they said Things could be worse, they said I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse

THEY SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME A DOOR KNOCKER

Take a horse they said, you will be much faster they said.

TEHY SEDS I CULD BE ENYFING ... so I became an earring.

Bring A horse they said... It will be Faster they said.

Drink all teh purple grape juice day said. Iz totalleh harmless day said!

"Go on lion safari, they said! There will be plenty of wildlife, they said! The animals will almost eat off your hand, they said! I don't see a damn thing!" "Maybe we should demand our $20 back!" "Soon"

You should buy a slide, they said. It'll be tons of fun, they said.

DO SOME WORK EXPERIENCE THEY SAID CHARACTER BUILDING, THEY SAID