thats-a-bummer-man

I thought I told you to feed Uncle Pei!?

I can't remember what I came out here for.

IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO BE A BALLERINA WITH NO LEGS

SO IF MY MATH IS CORRECT YOU'LL BE THIS DEEP IN S**T

Forever a Loan

NOW THAT THERE IS YOUR PROBLEM

i'm drowning in grass again

FRIENDZONE LEVEL 99

OH GOOD GREIF

PARKOUR You're doing it wrong

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

BEAR D**K PUNCH

I need to go to work But it's so warm in here

SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

She broke up with me Mistake number one

i went to the bathroom with my socks on and the floor was wet now my socks are wet...