thats-a-bummer-man

FRIENDZONE LEVEL 99

SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

Buget Cuts The Airforce Had One

Hmm..How do you say Herpes in German?

Hit and Run... ...Zamboni edition

Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?

i'm drowning in grass again

Oh, most assuredly, it IS going to hurt!

Forever a Loan

i haz a grieving

Just Did It!

LAST TIME DAD PLAYED WITH ME I WAS STILL IN HIS BALLS

She broke up with me Mistake number one

cielin cat plz hlp uz! :(

i went to the bathroom with my socks on and the floor was wet now my socks are wet...

MY BED IS TOO LARGE. I HAVE TO ROLL OVER 1 AND A HALF TIMES TO GET OUT OF IT.