SO IF MY MATH IS CORRECT YOU'LL BE THIS DEEP IN S**T
thats-a-bummer-man
WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.
I can't remember what I came out here for.
I'M ALL OUT OF LUV! I'M SO LOST WIFOUT U!
Hmm..How do you say Herpes in German?
PROBLEM SOLVED
Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?
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MY BED IS TOO LARGE. I HAVE TO ROLL OVER 1 AND A HALF TIMES TO GET OUT OF IT.
