thats-a-bummer-man

MY BED IS TOO LARGE. I HAVE TO ROLL OVER 1 AND A HALF TIMES TO GET OUT OF IT.

I thought I told you to feed Uncle Pei!?

HAD SEX WITH CHUCK NORRIS TOTALLY WORTH IT!

Buget Cuts The Airforce Had One

BEAR D**K PUNCH

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

i'm drowning in grass again

I'M ALL OUT OF LUV! I'M SO LOST WIFOUT U!

She broke up with me Mistake number one

NOW THAT THERE IS YOUR PROBLEM

OH GOOD GREIF

Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?

SWEET TRUCK! SORRY ABOUT YOUR DICK

SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

SO IF MY MATH IS CORRECT YOU'LL BE THIS DEEP IN S**T

I can't remember what I came out here for.