thats-a-bummer-man

BEAR D**K PUNCH

McDonald's doesn't deliver.

i haz a grieving

HAD SEX WITH CHUCK NORRIS TOTALLY WORTH IT!

Who the hell put a lego there!?

PARKOUR You're doing it wrong

SO IF MY MATH IS CORRECT YOU'LL BE THIS DEEP IN S**T

She broke up with me Mistake number one

I can't remember what I came out here for.

Just Did It!

Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?

PROBLEM SOLVED

cielin cat plz hlp uz! :(

Buget Cuts The Airforce Had One

LAST TIME DAD PLAYED WITH ME I WAS STILL IN HIS BALLS

IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO BE A BALLERINA WITH NO LEGS