thats-a-bummer-man

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

i haz a grieving

You thought I cared?

Hmm..How do you say Herpes in German?

i went to the bathroom with my socks on and the floor was wet now my socks are wet...

I can't remember what I came out here for.

OH GOOD GREIF

Who the hell put a lego there!?

I need to go to work But it's so warm in here

WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.

McDonald's doesn't deliver.

IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO BE A BALLERINA WITH NO LEGS

I thought I told you to feed Uncle Pei!?

Oh, most assuredly, it IS going to hurt!

PROBLEM SOLVED

MY BED IS TOO LARGE. I HAVE TO ROLL OVER 1 AND A HALF TIMES TO GET OUT OF IT.