thats-a-bummer-man

PARKOUR You're doing it wrong

Hmm..How do you say Herpes in German?

OH GOOD GREIF

IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO BE A BALLERINA WITH NO LEGS

SWEET TRUCK! SORRY ABOUT YOUR DICK

BEAR D**K PUNCH

I thought I told you to feed Uncle Pei!?

WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.

Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?

cielin cat plz hlp uz! :(

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

NOW THAT THERE IS YOUR PROBLEM

Hit and Run... ...Zamboni edition

SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

LAST TIME DAD PLAYED WITH ME I WAS STILL IN HIS BALLS

i'm drowning in grass again