swimming

Ur honur I object

Wi r teh biggist duks in teh pawnd!

This is not where I parked my car!!

What's this "Cheese" you speak of?

"Do one thing every day that scares you." -Eleanor Roosevelt Well, here goes nothing.

WHO SAID CATS DONT SWIM?

I'm the swan queen

(Vladimir Putin)

ELEPHANT BODY SURFING and why it's very rare

I wondered why my Earl Grey tea tasted funny this morning.

Um...Guys, I seemed to have lost my swim trunks.