Surprise! Those advanced yoga classes really paid off.
Hilarity in 3...2...1..
the thermomiter goes were?!?!
HAY! I think I found a NEEDLE!
Hey guys! You'll never guess what I just found!
"Well well, Ai didn't know Frank could fly like dat." "Owwwwww, Help. Meh!" "And upsidedaown an sideways loop de loop too."
"Billy, when Mom tells you that you're adopted, remember to act surprised."
Socially acceptable times to drop the F-bomb. Example #152
Surprise!
GIVE ME YOUR MARBLES
Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"
A moving rock?! What sorcery is this?!
