Star Trek

But Captain... One Does Not Simply Warp Into Mordor

I've seen enough Star Trek to know where this is going.

Save your strength, Spock. You'll get used to it. Once you've had it as many times as I have, you will not want to escape.

(Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley)

Captain I can'tremember my facebook password.

(Leonard Nimoy)

TRIBBLE IMPRESHUN U IZ DOING IT RIGHT!

Captain your transparent bid for attention will not work with me

(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)

Yes Guinan, this species does carry their "jewels" rather high and they ARE exceptionaly large.

(Whoopi Goldberg, Patrick Stewart)

You're doing that Spock thing wrong.

The logical thing to do would be to click right here for MOAR SPORTZ!

And thank you Ursa Major for the red shirts I'm about to receive!!

WELL THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE

(Leonard Nimoy)

When you can't get all the conditional out of your hair.. ...it saps your self-confidence

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)

They were the droids we were looking for