The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked
Day 290 on the star ship cuteyprize we ate some friskies today
They were the droids we were looking for
WELL THE ONLY PROBLEM IS
THAT I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE
Captain I can'tremember my facebook password.
Draw me like.. one of your french girls
When you can't get all the conditional out of your hair.. ...it saps your self-confidence
Is that really what she said?
I've seen enough Star Trek to know where this is going.
TRIBBLE IMPRESHUN U IZ DOING IT RIGHT!
You're doing that Spock thing wrong.
The logical thing to do would be to click right here for MOAR SPORTZ!
Save your strength, Spock. You'll get used to it. Once you've had it as many times as I have, you will not want to escape.
(Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley)
Staffs ship with over a thousand people
Same seven people do all the work
(The cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation")
But Captain... One Does Not Simply Warp Into Mordor