Star Trek

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)

Yes Guinan, this species does carry their "jewels" rather high and they ARE exceptionaly large.

(Whoopi Goldberg, Patrick Stewart)

Save your strength, Spock. You'll get used to it. Once you've had it as many times as I have, you will not want to escape.

(Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley)

They were the droids we were looking for

You're doing that Spock thing wrong.

The logical thing to do would be to click right here for MOAR SPORTZ!

And thank you Ursa Major for the red shirts I'm about to receive!!

Staffs ship with over a thousand people Same seven people do all the work

(The cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation")

WELL THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE

(Leonard Nimoy)

I've seen enough Star Trek to know where this is going.

When you can't get all the conditional out of your hair.. ...it saps your self-confidence

TRIBBLE IMPRESHUN U IZ DOING IT RIGHT!

But Captain... One Does Not Simply Warp Into Mordor

Is that really what she said?

(Leonard Nimoy)