Star Trek

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)

Day 290 on the star ship cuteyprize we ate some friskies today

They were the droids we were looking for

WELL THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE

(Leonard Nimoy)

Captain I can'tremember my facebook password.

(Leonard Nimoy)

Draw me like.. one of your french girls

(Leonard Nimoy)

When you can't get all the conditional out of your hair.. ...it saps your self-confidence

Is that really what she said?

(Leonard Nimoy)

I've seen enough Star Trek to know where this is going.

TRIBBLE IMPRESHUN U IZ DOING IT RIGHT!

You're doing that Spock thing wrong.

The logical thing to do would be to click right here for MOAR SPORTZ!

Save your strength, Spock. You'll get used to it. Once you've had it as many times as I have, you will not want to escape.

(Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley)

Staffs ship with over a thousand people Same seven people do all the work

(The cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation")

But Captain... One Does Not Simply Warp Into Mordor