Star Trek

But Captain... One Does Not Simply Warp Into Mordor

Save your strength, Spock. You'll get used to it. Once you've had it as many times as I have, you will not want to escape.

(Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley)

And thank you Ursa Major for the red shirts I'm about to receive!!

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)

When you can't get all the conditional out of your hair.. ...it saps your self-confidence

You're doing that Spock thing wrong.

The logical thing to do would be to click right here for MOAR SPORTZ!

WELL THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE

(Leonard Nimoy)

Draw me like.. one of your french girls

(Leonard Nimoy)

Staffs ship with over a thousand people Same seven people do all the work

(The cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation")

I've seen enough Star Trek to know where this is going.

Captain your transparent bid for attention will not work with me

(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)

Day 290 on the star ship cuteyprize we ate some friskies today

Yes Guinan, this species does carry their "jewels" rather high and they ARE exceptionaly large.

(Whoopi Goldberg, Patrick Stewart)

Captain I can'tremember my facebook password.

(Leonard Nimoy)

TRIBBLE IMPRESHUN U IZ DOING IT RIGHT!

They were the droids we were looking for