Star Trek

But Captain... One Does Not Simply Warp Into Mordor

I've seen enough Star Trek to know where this is going.

Yes Guinan, this species does carry their "jewels" rather high and they ARE exceptionaly large.

(Whoopi Goldberg, Patrick Stewart)

Day 290 on the star ship cuteyprize we ate some friskies today

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)

And thank you Ursa Major for the red shirts I'm about to receive!!

Staffs ship with over a thousand people Same seven people do all the work

(The cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation")

Save your strength, Spock. You'll get used to it. Once you've had it as many times as I have, you will not want to escape.

(Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley)

They were the droids we were looking for

When you can't get all the conditional out of your hair.. ...it saps your self-confidence

Captain I can'tremember my facebook password.

(Leonard Nimoy)

You're doing that Spock thing wrong.

The logical thing to do would be to click right here for MOAR SPORTZ!

Is that really what she said?

(Leonard Nimoy)

Captain your transparent bid for attention will not work with me

(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)