Star Trek

Captain your transparent bid for attention will not work with me

(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)

TRIBBLE IMPRESHUN U IZ DOING IT RIGHT!

Is that really what she said?

(Leonard Nimoy)

They were the droids we were looking for

Staffs ship with over a thousand people Same seven people do all the work

(The cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation")

Draw me like.. one of your french girls

(Leonard Nimoy)

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)

And thank you Ursa Major for the red shirts I'm about to receive!!

Save your strength, Spock. You'll get used to it. Once you've had it as many times as I have, you will not want to escape.

(Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley)

But Captain... One Does Not Simply Warp Into Mordor

You're doing that Spock thing wrong.

The logical thing to do would be to click right here for MOAR SPORTZ!

Yes Guinan, this species does carry their "jewels" rather high and they ARE exceptionaly large.

(Whoopi Goldberg, Patrick Stewart)

When you can't get all the conditional out of your hair.. ...it saps your self-confidence

I've seen enough Star Trek to know where this is going.