squirrel

Rose... bud.

I don't haz problem can stop anytinez I wantz

Everybody chill out I got this!

WHATCHA THINKIN ABOUT? NOTHIN JUST BABY STUFFS

Secret Agent Squirrel nimbly outmaneuvers Basement Cat to thwart yet another dark plot from the depths of the basement.

Or they need to start writing fortunes like "Beware of spinning bird feeders". 

Hey, Dude... Looks like the squirrel has been in your secret stash again.

The mail order mind over matter course was paying off...

Wot tha-? This ain't Albuquerque! Damn GPS..."