How did he even get in there?
Do U has any nutz? No, teh VET took mine.
Or they need to start writing fortunes like "Beware of spinning bird feeders".
Secret Agent Squirrel nimbly outmaneuvers Basement Cat to thwart yet another dark plot from the depths of the basement.
CPR is easier if u lies down.
Wot tha-? This ain't Albuquerque! Damn GPS..."
Next time could you put on a little chili and cheese?