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Crotch-grab Piledriver You are doing it right.

i got the weirdest boner right now

LOL I DUNNO IM JUST PLAYING TENNIS

LOL SPORTS I DUNNO!

You were right about the size of this pimple

FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP HER LIGHTNING WIT YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!

How do you like them apples?

Take a big bite!

MY DIAGNOSIS BUTTHURT

Uh-oh! Tinky-Winky not make birdy!

Tubby click click!

INVISIBLE TANGO PARTNER

To Be.. Or Not to Be!

That is the question.

Accidental Acupuncture in 3..2..1..

Jump up and down... with excitement! MOAR SPORTZ!

JOCKEY! JOCKEY ON ME!

I'm not thirsty i just want it ON MY FACE

Quench your thirst!

Takin a nap, eh? The fans won't like that.

What DO the fans like?

Ref, why didn't you call that?! Can't you see there's a lot of fowl play going on here?!

Something went horribly wrong in the offseason...

It might make football more interesting, though.