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Agghhhh!!!! I broke a nail!!!

Mommy, mommy. Guess what?!

I CAN COUNT TO POTATO

uz so menz i frought wez waz frendz

Real athletes don't cry.

It's okay! I'm here now.

And I was like .... NINJA PLEASE!

I'm not thirsty i just want it ON MY FACE

Quench your thirst!

13-0 DOESN'T CLAIM TO BE CHOSEN BY GOD

(Aaron Rodger, Green Bay Packers)

No, Dad, I think this shot calls for a 9 iron.

FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP HER LIGHTNING WIT YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!

i need a shower tank you

We can help you clean those hard-to-reach areas!

KNEELING BEFORE A NINJA You're doing it right

Bow down, fool!

It's a TRAP!!!

Don't fall for it!

And now back to the pivotal Grizzly Bear Volley Ball Championship.

YO MAMMA SO FAT that not even Dora can explore her!