sports

Agghhhh!!!! I broke a nail!!!

You're doing that Spock thing wrong.

The logical thing to do would be to click right here for MOAR SPORTZ!

WHITE MEN CAN'T MATERIALIZE

People of ALL races can click links, though.

I KNOW YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE CRAMP, BUT YOU HAVE TO PLAY IN GAME 5!

Breaking News - Owner regrets hiring Twyla Tharp as new head coach

You should have gone with Bob Fosse.

FOWL BALL!!

Hey Look.. I'm A Fish !

i will no draw u like one my french gurls

I'll draw you, Rose.

HA! u gotta booger hangin out!

GOLF you're doing it wrong

I'm all alone, so lost without you.

FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP HER LIGHTNING WIT YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!

Damn right I'm Thor! I've been practithing all day!

Practith makes perfect!

wats that doin there

All of your questions will be answered.

This game is so easy, I can play it with my eyes shut.

Open your eyes and get in the game!