sports

Confession I've always wanted To be a balerina

Breaking News - Owner regrets hiring Twyla Tharp as new head coach

You should have gone with Bob Fosse.

Ur honur I object

I'm all alone, so lost without you.

The squee flotilla stays in close formation.

Damn right I'm Thor! I've been practithing all day!

Practith makes perfect!

uz so menz i frought wez waz frendz

Real athletes don't cry.

Invisible Horse

I FEEL PRETTY Oh so pretty

Agghhhh!!!! I broke a nail!!!

Please remember me for something.

Re-live all of the memories over at The Big Game!

i got the weirdest boner right now

NOBODY likes tennis?!?!

yo guys it's a d-cup alright

No, stupid! You pick up small furry animals by the scruff of the neck. You pick up a 500 lb turtle with a fork-lift!

If you don't know, now you know!

And now back to the pivotal Grizzly Bear Volley Ball Championship.