Pass the soap, just don't drop it, probably slippery.
THE SOAP PICK IT UP
Escuse meh, do yoo have any soaps? Ai seems to have stepped in sumfin' yello...
Someone didn't use their Irish Spring soap today...
CRAP! I LOST THE SOAP AGAIN!
It's a hard sud life... for us..
LOOK MOM... I'M A SOAP STAR!